Thursday, July 26, 2012

News from Jolly Old Britain

In addition to all the current problems surrounding the Olympics in London, it is now being reported that V has filed a complaint against Norsefire, and Daleks have invaded and are currently battling in the streets with the Tomorrow People. Meanwhile, the Ministry of Silly Walks has nothing to do with this, and thus gave no comment besides its apology for bribing officials to make silly walking an event.

Monday, July 23, 2012

A Nick Scroggs Sequel to The Dark Knight Rises

Scene: (sees articles on Dark Knight Rises involving popcorn, absurdity, gritty realism, corporate fascism, placement on political spectrum, etc. Cue bashing own skull into keyboard repeatedly.)