Monday, November 12, 2012

Post-election brain nausea

I really hope candidates don't campaigning for the White House in 2016 by next month, just want some time in politics that's not about the next battle and instead on staying sedentary in some sense of the word until 2015 at least. I fear that it'll get to the point where they're predicting the fetuses who will win in 2068's elections in 2020 (kind of like in Dune, where the Bene Gesserit are predicting the generations it'll take to create an emperor messiah of the Galaxy, although he was a generation early and rebelled, what was I talking about?), or that spacetime itself will become fragmented and people start campaigning back to previous elections(I would like to see that if it happened.).

Friday, November 9, 2012

Pornographic thoughts (wait, scratch that, Thoughts on measure B)

It hit me, why are pornographers and porn stars so mad about Measure B in Los Angeles? Why not just embrace it, buy a bunch of those exotic condoms, the type mentioned in that Monty Python sketch(where Eric idle is a Protestant housewife), they use them in the films, the films get sent around the world, and viewers decide to go buy those exotic condoms since they see it as the new norm. Once that's done, they can invest in those condom manufacturers, promoting safe sex around the world, as well as making some cash in the process. It's a thought, anyway. (By the way, if anyone decides to use this idea, please credit me or I will, do, something, I'm not sure what.)(I don't know if there was a joke I was getting to, probably not)