A late night thought

I have to wonder, at how the city of angels can have so many demons.

Thought on The Avengers

I'd just like to say to anyone out there going to see The Avengers just to mock it (so all people then, it seems), I'd just like to say that no matter what, it will make more sense than living in Los Angeles.

Thought of the day

I'm amazed Howard Stern is still around, I thought he had faded away with flannel shirts and alt.newsgroups.

Random Thought

News: lingerie football league going on hiatus. Beginning sarcasm mode: Oh the humanity! It had so much potential! End sarcasm mode.

Random Thought

Only in LA can you go to a college health fair and figuratively and literally be handed paper sacks full of condoms by people at the booths.

A question

Why is the idea of a big museum night heist so alluring? I mean like the prospect, the sneaking in, the possibility of walking on a tightrope over a crowded street and garden, what is it?

Untitled

You ever get the feeling that everything is okay, but then something is off, and then you realize the Australian Simpsons are being dragged off by Morlocks from New Zealand? And then you wake up.

Random thought

If a time machine ever gets invented, I want a law to be made promising no one is to go back to the 80s to meet Madonna or Kim Wilde (and also in the law a stipulation to make sure no one goes back to rewrite the law.).

Random Thought

Is it wrong to want to ask a person from South America who speaks German if they're related to Nazi war criminals?

Random Thought

I wonder what the candidates think about Whitney Houston's death.

Random thought

Los Angeles is a post-apocalyptic wasteland, minus the apocalypse.

The Squid

So one day I was walking down the street in Santa Monica on Pico, and I had to stop to see that there was a huge honking squid on the sidewalk, I mean like it was the size of a car, just dropped on the sidewalk. And about only one person was paying attention to it, looking it over with some curiosity. And everyone else just walked by without a care. So I stop to inspect the squid, and the first thing I did was poke it to see if it was still alive. So I poke it with a stick I found, and I swear a tentacle just jumped up at me! I fell down, and noticed a news van filming everything, but didn't pay much attention to them. I instead rush the squid,  and I start wrestling with its tentacles, I have two in my hands when the police and National Guard show up in full force. A cop says over the loudspeaker "Drop the tentacles and put your hands in the air!" So I'm standing there on Pico, surrounded by law enforcement, with two tentacles of a dead squid in my hand, no idea what to do. So I just drop the tentacles and point to the squid "He started it!" I got arrested after that, and after I was released(on account that eyewitnesses said the squid was the one who started it), I got home, and found out we were having calamari for dinner.

Greetings World!

I'm still coming up with stuff for this blog, but I thank you nonetheless for taking a few moments of your precious life to check this out.